I have often rambled on about Chavs.
However, yesterday the suffering has been taken to a new level. While sitting for dinner, we were watching the unteachables, a documentary/reality tv show/dumbing-down-the-people-thing on channel 4.
Talking of which, Channel 4 has now launched an adult entertainment channel called “4more” or similar, which is only watchable via digital TV. Don’t fret, it is not a porn channel, it is at least supposed to feature most of Channel 4′s serious and though provoking programmes, as well as the usual sex stuff. Well, that of course also means that from now on there will be even more stupid and dumbing down stuff on the terrestrial channel.
Coming back to the topic. Chav’ism.
While watching the stuff on TV last night, it struck me that these Chavs all look alike. The only difference really being the colour of their skin sometimes, or the gender. The girls all look the same, unless they are incredibly fat, and the boys all dress the same, have the same facial expressions, and are of about the same hight. While realising this, a thought came to mind. Since most of these chavs either are or will be single chav mums (if they are girls) or come from single chav mum households, I thought, the solution might be ONE very active Chav Dad.
It would make sense. If all these single chav mums had slept with the same guy, who in return had fathered all these chavs, then there is no wonder that they are getting more and more stupid (due to the ensuing incest in consecutive generations of chavs) and loose the ability to speak proper English. And I don’t mean the Queen’s English, just correct English. There is also something to be said about their dress sense. Are these guy and girls incredibly sporty? Or do they just walk around in Payamas all day?
I have the weird feeling that a lot more research has yet to be done before we fully understand this new species of Homo Sapiens. Don’t worry dear chavs, being called a Homo Sapiens is not an insult.